Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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