i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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