Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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