Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i out mim tonsoeep
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