That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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