I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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