Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
that's an acceptable place to lick
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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