My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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