what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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