she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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