I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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