problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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