She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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