just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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