so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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