Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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