i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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