Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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