I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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