i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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I need moral support for this bender
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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