Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
be right there i have to get my cape
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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