Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
porn star boner night. come get it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize