Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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