You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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