I've blown a few things in my day
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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