Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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