Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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