Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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