lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
birth control should be required to get into college
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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