Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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