when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
third nipple confirmed
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