And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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