She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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So many bounce houses so little time
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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