WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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