sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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