I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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