i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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