I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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