My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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