you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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