Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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