Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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