i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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