Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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