The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I currently don't understand fingers.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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