There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he thought i was a dude.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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