Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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