That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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