just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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