we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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