Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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