when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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