its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
North Korea, Best Korea!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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