i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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